Jurassic Park Soundboard Edit

A butterfly can flap its wings in Peking and in Central Park you get rain instead of sunshine

A dna strand like me is a blueprint for building a living thing

A few species may have evolved along those lines

A full dna strand contains three billion genetic codes

A hundred million years ago there were mosquitoes just like today and just like today they fed on the blood of animals even dinosaurs

A load if I may say so of fashionable number crunching

A load, if I may say so, of fashionable number crunching.

A reminder the boat for the mainland will be leaving at 1900 all personnel be at the dock no later than 1845 no exceptions

A turkey

Absolutely spectacular designs spared no expense

Access main program

Access main program grid

Access main program grid.

Access main program. Access main security.

Access main security

Actually they can't breed in the wild

After 20 or 30 feet you come to a t junction take a left

After a long time the tree sap would get hard and become fossilized just like a dinosaur bone preserving the mosquito inside

After careful consideration i've decided not to endorse your park so have i

Ah Ah Ah

Ah ah ah #you didnt said the magic words #hacked #virus

Ahead of you is a metal staircase go down it

Alan and lex and tim

Alan if you wanted to scare the kid you could've pulled a gun on him yeah I know kids

Alan look at this

Alan Partridge Jurassic Park

Alan this species of veriforman has been extinct since the cretaceous period I mean this thing what

Alan where

Alan!

Alan! (2)

Alan... where?

Alejandro's prepared a delightful menu for us chilean sea bass I believe shall we

All right here I go okay

All right she's suffering from melia toxicity every six weeks

All right slow down slow stop!

All security systems are enabled we got it

All vertebrate embryos are inherently female anyway

All we have to do is turn them back on reboot a few systems in here telephones security doors half dozen others but it worked

All we have to do is turn them on, reboot the system:

Amphibian dna what's that well on the tour the film said they used frog dna to fill in the gene sequence gaps

An aim not devoid of merit

And a seesaw.

And before you even knew what you had,

And blended it with that of frogs.

And even the word "raptor" means "bird of prey. "

And even the word raptor means bird of prey

And he slashes at you with this a 6 inch retractable claw like a razor on the middle toe

And his book was a lot fatter than yours like this really yours was fully illustrated

And I thought maybe I should tell you the system is gonna be compiling for 18 to 20 minutes

And i'm not talking just about rides everybody has rides

And if I could just persuade you to sign off on the park

And it made a bunch of diamond dust and that changed the weather

And it made diamond dust. That changed the weather, and they died because of the weather.

And just like today, they fed on the blood of animals, even dinosaurs.

And look at the half moon shaped bones in the wrist

And look at the half moon shaped bones in the wrists

And not just kids everyone

And not just kids, everyone. We're going to open next year.

And now, we can make a baby dinosaur.

And push

And sometimes animals that went extinct millions of years ago like dinosaurs left their blueprints behind for us to find

And that's when the attack comes.

And the computers aren't even on their feet yet.

And the concrete moats and the motion sensor tracking systems

And then my teacher tells me about this book by a guy named bakker and he says

And then of course the tour moves on

And there's another example

And there's no doubt our attractions will drive kids out of their minds

And they're astonishing jumpers

And virtual reality displays show our geneticists the gaps in the dna sequence

And we can charge anything we want 2000 a day 10000 a day and people will pay it and there's the merchandise

And what are those small versions of adults honey

And why did they put the fiberglass thing

And you're telling me that Hammond can't even be bothered to see me?

Andale, si! Vamonos

Anybody hear that it's an impact tremor is what it is i'm fairly alarmed here

Anybody want a soda or something

Anything at all can and does happen same with wives for that matter

Are these characters auto erotica

Are they heavy yeah then they're expensive put them back

Are those meat eating meat asauruses

Are we gonna hit that

Are you hearing this

Are you sure pretty sure

Are you sure we have to it's not worth taking the chance

Aren't they lovely aren't they glorious though

As I was saying we laid on lunch for you before you go into the park our gourmet chef alejandro

At least you're out of the tree

Baby Velociraptior #velocoraptor #chris pratt

Back in business #back in business #go back to work #break time is over #ellie sattler #laura dern #steven spielberg

Bad wind shears we have to drop pretty fast so hold on this can be just a little thrilling

Because all the animals in jurassic park are female

Because grant's like me he's a digger

Because of the behavior of the system in phase space

Because they sure don't look like birds to me

Because velociraptor's a pack hunter

Big tim the human piece of toast

Bit of an alarmist i'm afraid but knows more about raptors than anyone

Block the opening! Don't let her get out!

Block the opening! don't let her get out!

Blood temperature seems like about high 80s maybe wu ninety one

Boo!

Brachiosaurus Roar

Bring it forward come on!

But again how do you know they're all female what does somebody go out in the park and pull up the dinosaurs' skirts

But I think I can follow this and then talk you through it

But it ought to be me really going why i'm a and you're a

But my grandpa said all the dinosaurs were girls

But these are aggressive living things that have no idea what century they're in and they'll defend themselves violently if necessary

But we've never shut down the entire system before it may not come back on at all

But you can't think through this one john you have to feel it

But you can't think through this one,John

But you need that piece over here and that piece

But your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could they didn't stop to think if they should

But,John, if Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down,

By the way dr sattler she's not available is she why

Call the mainland tell them to send the damn helicopters

Can I touch it sure

Can we chance moving him please chance it

Can't we see the unfertilized eggs shortly

Can't we see the unfertilized eggs? Shortly, shortly, shortly

Can't you stop these things

Chaotician chaotician actually

Cheap cheap

Clever girl

Clever girl

Cloned from what

Come on come on girl come on come on baby

Come on come on little one come on

Come on come on then there you are

Come on girl come on up here girl

Come on guys it's not a race

Come on lex!

Come on this way

Come on tim hurry up let's get up this tree

Come on tim it's okay listen try up here

Come on we've got to get out of here now! right now! let's go

Come on, come on, come on. We gotta get outta here. Now, now! Right now!

Come on, little one.

Come on, this way

Come on, Tim, it's okay. Try up here. I don't want to.

Come on, up here.

Come on.

Condors condors are on the verge of extinction

Control room

Control room. Tour

Correct theoretically yes

Cover it all up pull it over

Cover it all up! Pull it over!

Cover the site! cover up the dig!

Creation is an act of sheer will

Customs can even check it if they want to

Damn

Damn it dead end

Damn it even nedry knew better than to mess with the raptor pen

Damn it!

Damn!

Dennis our lives are in your hands and you have butterfingers

Deny them that

Did I say jerk

Did it work

Did you enjoy the helicopter yeah it went down and we all went right up

Did you feel that

Dilophosaurus Attacks

Dilophosaurus Playful

Dilophosaurus! shit!

Dino Dna

Dino droppings droppings

Dinosaur Escape

Dinosaur Herd #stampede #herd

Dinosaurs eat man woman inherits the earth

Dinosaurs had their shot and nature selected them for extinction

Dinosaurs...

Do they show intelligence was their brain cavity

Do what dr grant says!

Do you got any kids me hell yeah three I love kids

Do you really think dinosaurs turned into birds and that's where they went

Doctor wu inserted a gene that creates a single faulty enzyme in protein metabolism

Doctors if you please I have to insist that we get moving

Doctors, if you please, I have to insist that we get moving.

Dodgson we've got dodgson here

Dodgson!

Don't be scared come on it's okay

Don't be too hasty I mean it's only been gone

Don't get cheap on me dodgson

Don't get cheap on me, Dodgson.

Don't let the monsters come over here

Don't move he can't see us if we don't move

Don't pull me too hard

Don't scare me

Don't you see the danger john inherent in what you're doing here

Donald dear boy relax try and enjoy yourself

Donald let him talk there's no reason I want to hear every viewpoint I really do

Dr grant

Dr grant come in the second car

Dr grant dr sattler we're ready to try again

Dr grant if there's one person here who could appreciate what I am trying to do

Dr grant my dear dr sattler

Dr grant!

Dr grant! (2)

Dr grant's not machine compatible

Dr sattler come with me

Dr. Grant, as I was saying,

Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Sattler,

Drop what you're doing and leave now

During most of your tour the appropriate information will be automatically selected and displayed for you

Eat man.

Eighteen minutes and your company catches up on 10 years of research

Ellie come on!

Ellie, boot up the door locks!

Embryo can #jurasic park #embryo #barbasol can #vials

Even problem solving intelligence; especially the big one.

Eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour right

Everybody heads up! keep it clear now

Everybody stay here.

Everybody, heads up! Heads up! Keep clear!

Everyone in the world has the right to enjoy these animals

Fast for a biped cheetah speed

Faster tim!

Faster, Tim!

Fences are failing all over the park

Fifty sixty miles per hour if they ever got out in the open

Fifty, sixty miles per hour, if they ever got out in the open. And they're astonishing jumpers.

Find nedry check the vending machines

Find your footing

Five four three two one

Follow me

For a further three years

G'day, Henry. Oh, good day, sir.

Gate keeper!

Gatekeeper

Genetic power's the most awesome force the planet's ever seen but you wield it like a kid that's found his dad's gun

Gennaro said to stay put

Get down now! you're gonna have to jump

Get off the stick! Bloody move!

Get off the stick! bloody move!

Get rid of the flare!

Get rid of the flare! (2)

Get somebody else because I won't do it

Get the kids!

Get the kids! (2)

Get the kids! Get rid of the flare!

Get the kids! Get rid of the flare!

Get you to a doctor

Give me that glass of water we'll conduct an experiment

Go away! it's okay it's a brachiosaurus

Go i'm not letting go

Go now!

Go tim

Go tim go!

God bless you

God creates dinosaurs god destroys dinosaurs god creates man man destroys god man creates dinosaurs

God help us when the hands of engineers

God you know what this is it's a dinosaur egg the dinosaurs are breeding

God!

Gonna cut through the glass!

Good boy good boy

Good day

Good day henry

Good day sir

Good here we go over the top take your time that's good come on

Gr Ga, uh, uh, gala

Grab the wire

Grandpa! kids!

Grant mr hammond the phones are working

Grant you'll never get him out of montana why not

Grant!

Grant!

Great then i'll catch up with you if you wanna go on

Hail mary full of grace

Hammond hates inspections they slow everything down

Have her follow the main cable

Have her follow the main cable. I understand how to read a schematic

He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion no

He had to leave early he wants to be with his daughter she's getting a divorce

He left us

He left us but that's not what i'm going to do okay

He left us. He left us!

He moves like a bird lightly bobbing his head

He sends his apologies

He slashes at you here or here or maybe across the belly spilling your intestines

He suffers from a deplorable excess of personality especially for a mathematician

He uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today

He wants to be with his daughter. She's getting a divorce.

He's a digger.

He's going to eat the goat excellent

He's not breathing

He's put a tourniquet on

He's turning the safety systems off he didn't want anybody to see what he's about to do

He's turning the safety systems off. He doesn't want anybody to see what he's about to do

He’s Gonna Eat the Goat #gonna eat the goat #lamb chops #bbq #grill #jurassic park

Hell they've got it in for me

Hello

Hello john

Hello john hello john

Hello say hello hello

Hello yes

Henry why didn't you tell me

Here he comes well here I come

Here i've got you okay that's good over the rail

Here it comes! stand on it! fifth gear!

Hey baby

Hey look at this wait hey watch! hey come on watch this!

Hey look!

Hey where did you find those in the box under my seat

Hey your hair is all sticking up

Hey, come on, girl. Come on up here, girl.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! look at the brontosauruses I mean brachiosaurus

Hiring nedry was a mistake that's obvious

Hmph.

Hold on this isn't some species that was obliterated by deforestation or the building of a dam

Hold on to your butts

Hold on to your butts #hold on your butts #jurassic park butts #samuel l jackson butts #butt quote #get ready #here we go #lets roll

Hold onto me! Mr. Hammond!

Hold onto your butts

Homoeothermic it holds that temperature yes

How am I supposed to transport them

How are you planning to beat security

How can we possibly have the slightest idea what to expect

How can we stand in the light of discovery and not act

How did you do this i'll show you

How do you know they can't breed

How fast are they

How long does this usually take

How many lines of code are there about two million two million yeah

Hurry! turn it off!

I am not a computer nerd I prefer to be called a hacker

I am totally unappreciated in my time

I bet I could climb over to the other side before you could even get to the top

I bet you'll never look at birds the same way again

I bring scientists you bring a rock star

I can see the shed from here we can make it if we run

I can tell instantly about people it's a gift

I can't get it unless I move

I can't get jurassic park back online without dennis nedry

I can't wait any more something went wrong

I could compensate you by fully funding your dig

I could get back on schedule

I did a test run on this thing it took me 20 minutes I think I can push it to 18 but you've got to give me at least 15 minutes

I didn't say I was scared

I didn't say you were scared I know

I do i'm affraid

I don't believe it

I don't believe it you're meant to come down here and defend me against these characters and the only one i've got on my side is the blood sucking lawyer

I don't believe it. I don't believe it

I don't blame people for their mistakes but I do ask that they pay for them

I don't care for lawyers do you

I don't care for lawyers. Do you?

I don't know I guess we'll just have to evolve too

I don't know what do you call a blind dinosaur do you think he saurus

I don't really know any

I don't think you're giving us our due credit

I don't want that kid but a breed of the child could be intriguing

I don't want to jump to any conclusions but look dinosaurs and man two species separated by 65 million years of evolution have just been suddenly thrown back into the mix together

I don't want to jump to any conclusions, but look,

I finished debugging the phones you know I was going to so I did so I debugged the phones

I guess that means the power's off

I had a wee t****ze and a carousel and a seesaw

I had to promise to conduct a very thorough on site inspection

I happen to be a vegetarian

I hate being right all the time

I hate climbing I hate trees way too high

I hate computers the feeling's mutual

I hate the other kind

I have nothing on me go on

I heard that hammond's not even here

I heard that there was this meteor hit the earth someplace down in mexico and made this big crater

I insist on being here when they're born

I know how to read a schematic

I know.

I like cows

I like you both of you

I love kids. Hmm.

I made a mistake too I didn't have enough respect for that power and it's out now

I mean let's face it in your particular fields you're the top minds

I mean what's so wrong with kids they're noisy they're messy they're expensive

I mean, what's so wrong with kids? Oh, Ellie, look.

I need to or they'll pull the funding

I own an island off the coast of costa rica

I read your book that's great

I really hate that man

I really will not. There's been hardly any debate at all

I refuse to believe that you aren't familiar with the concept of attraction

I see the box it says high voltage yeah okay

I should have been there by now

I simply don't understand this luddite attitude especially from a scientist

I think it's ahead of us it could be anywhere

I think it's obvious now that he's not coming back

I think this was gennaro

I think this was Gennaro. I think this was too.

I think this was too

I think we're back in business!

I threw up

I told you how many times we needed locking mechanisms on the vehicle doors

I understand but we need to deal with the situation now the insurance company you okay

I want tasers on full charge

I want to go now

I want you to stay right here and wait for me

I was overwhelmed by the power of this place

I will not get drawn into another financial debate with you I really will not

I'd love to have an opinion of a paleobotanist as well

I'll be back soon I promise

I'll be damned

I'll call security

I'll call security.

I'll get them all

I'll get you next you're okay you're all right tim!

I'll just get a glass or two

I'll keep an eye on it maybe it'll swing south like the last one

I'll shut you down john

I'll stay awake all night all night

I'll switch it over to teleprompter

I'm a hacker that's what I said you're a nerd

I'm a hacker! That's what I said. You're a nerd.

I'm always on the lookout for a future ex mrs malcolm

I'm coming up to get you

I'm going to help you with your footing

I'm going up to the machine I thought maybe i'd get somebody something

I'm going with him

I'm going with him.

I'm going with you okay

I'm gonna do the same thing start with the same place again

I'm gonna go get the power back on

I'm gonna look after you but I have to help your brother

I'm gonna ride with dr sattler

I'm not letting go!

I'm sorry about the dramatic entrance dr sattler but

I'm sorry about your financial problems I really am but they are your problems

I'm sorry it's kind of a ride

I'm sorry this isn't possible

I'm sorry you two are yeah

I'm sorry!

I'm still not clear on chaos

I'm stuck the seat's got my feet

I'm tired i'm dirty i'm hot

I've already got ian malcolm but they think he's too trendy

I've been present for the birth of every little creature on this island

I've got a jet standing by at choteau

I've got an 18 minute window

I've got her

I've got her.

I've got to get tim

I've had only sweets and I think i'm gonna get something salty

I've hunted most things that can hunt you but the way these move

I've leased it from the government and i've spent the last five years setting up a kind of biological preserve

I've leased it from the government,

Ian freeze!

Ian Malcolm Laugh #laugh #jeff goldblum #ian malcolm #chuckle

Ian Saves The Kids #ian malcolm #jeff goldblum #flare #dinosaur #sam neill #dr grant #rain #t rex

If I may i'll tell you the problem with the scientific power you're using here it didn't require any discipline to attain it

If I was to create a flock of condors on this island you wouldn't have anything to say

If the pirates of the caribbean breaks down the pirates don't eat tourists

If there's one thing the history of evolution has taught us it's that life will not be contained

If two experts sign off on the island the insurance guys will back off

If two experts sign off on the island,

If we looked at screens like these once a second for eight hours a day it'd take two years to look at the entire dna strand it's that long

If you look to the right you'll see a herd of the first dinosaurs on our tour called dilophosaurus

Imagine yourself in the cretaceous period

Imperfections in the skin just microscopic never repeat and vastly affect the outcome

In 48 hours i'll be accepting your apologies

In unfertilized emu or ostrich eggs

Is an act of sheer will.

Is there anybody else who thinks that we shouldn't be out here

Is this west indian lilac yes we know they're toxic but the animals don't eat them

It changed why because tiny variations the orientation of the hairs on your hands

It changed.

It could've been worse a lot worse

It could've been worse, John. A lot worse

It looks like it has a cold yeah maybe

It seems to happen every six weeks or so six weeks

It simply deals with unpredictability in complex systems

It tells you everything i've got to find the right file

It'll eat a lot of compute cycles we'll lose part of the system for a while

It's a little distorted but I don't think it's the computer

It's a unix system I know this

It's a veggie saurus lex veggie saurus veggie

It's a veggie saurus, Lex, veggie saurus.

It's a velociraptor

It's all right like hell it is

It's all the files of the whole park

It's an interactive cd rom!

It's cooled and compartmentalized inside

It's five six feet high i'm guessing nine feet long

It's gonna cut through the glass!

It's good

It's hardly appropriate to start hurling

It's in there

It's in there.

It's just like coming out of a tree house did your dad ever build you a tree house no yeah me too

It's large flat and gray

It's no wonder these guys learned how to fly

It's okay

It's okay look see that it's on it worked

It's right up your alley

It's still the flea circus it's all an illusion

It's the other car!

It's turning the eggs

Item 151 on today's glitch list

Jeff Goldblum Laugh #lol #laugh #jeff #goldblum

JeffGoldblum Laugh

Jesus!

John doesn't subscribe to chaos particularly what it says about his science project

John hammond and i'm delighted to meet you finally in person dr grant

John i'm in great

John john

John the kind of control you're attempting is not possible

John they're out there where people are dying

Jophery raise the gate

JP Doors Failing

JP Notification

Jurassic Park

Jurassic Park Ah Ah Ah!

Jurassic Park Clever Girl

Jurassic Park ah ah ah

Jurassic park celebration

Jurassic park intro

Jurassic park melodica

Jurassic Park melodica cover

Jurassic Park Theme

Jurassic Park Theme

Jurassic Park Theme = MattHQ

Jurassic Park with Recorder

Jurassicpark hackercrap

JurassicPark Journey

JurassicWorldClaire

Just cut it will you shut it down! what

Just keep going, guys

Just look at this work station what a complete slob

Just look how it eats

Just move! just move!

Just one drop of your blood contains billions of strands of dna the building blocks of life

Just the two raptors right

Just think of it as kind of a big cow

Just to be safe I want everybody in the emergency bunker until mr arnold returns and the whole system's running again

Just to be safe, I want everybody in the emergency bunker...

Keep absolutely still it's vision is based on movement

Keep it clear! Okay, down!

Keep it clear! stand back!

Keycheck space minus 0 keychecks off safety space minus 0

Kids get scared

Kids okay I didn't ask why wouldn't they be

Kids okay? I didn't ask. Why wouldn't they be?

Ladies and gentlemen last shuttle leaving for the dock leaves in approximately five minutes

Let go i'll count to three

Let me see go on

Let's get this straight this is not a weekend excursion

Let's see rats

Lex you look after tim

Lex you're all right in there

Lex you're choking me

Life breaks free expands to new territories and it crashes through barriers painfully maybe even dangerously but there it is there it is

Life Finds A Way

Life Finds A Way

Life finds a way #evolution #dinosaurs #jeff goldblum

Life found a way

Like I said there's this other book by a guy named bakker and he says dinosaurs died from diseases he definitely didn't say they turned into birds

Listen tim tim which car were you planning on whichever one you are

Locked loading team step away move it

Look above you there should be a bundle of cable and pipes all heading in the same direction follow that

Look at that

Look at that it's a dinosaur

Look at the pubic bone turned backward just like a bird

Look at the pubic bone, turned backward, just like a bird.

Look at the stick you like the stick go on and get it

Look at the vertebrae full of air sacs and hollows just like a bird

Look at the wheeling uniform direction changes just like a flock of birds evading a predator

Look at this next entry. It's the kicker. "White rabbit object. "

Look come on let's go we can discuss sexism in survival situations when I get back

Look how much blood

Look out!

Look what'd you do he touched it

Looking at the map i'd say the visitor's center is just a mile over that rise there just keep

Loy extractions never recreated an intact dna strand not without massive sequence gaps

Magic word jurassic park

Maintenance shed at the end of the compound

Make the one i've got down in kenya look like a petting zoo

Malcolm was right look

Malcolm's okay for now I gave him a shot of morphine

Maybe even pen a wee testimonial,

Maybe it's the power trying to come back on

Maybe the shutdown tripped the circuit breakers

Micro vesicles that's interesting

More adventurous guests of course can opt for our jungle river cruise or for a close up look at our majestic

Move! Quickly! Tim, move!

Mr arnold mr arnold

Mr. Arnold? John, I'm in.

Mr. Hammond, I think we're back in business!

Muldoon tranquillized her for me

Must go faster

Must go faster

Must Go Faster! #faster #goldblum #keep going #lets go #speed up #hurry

My glasses I can afford more glasses!

My glasses! I can afford more glasses.

Nahaha Full

National weather service is tracking a tropical storm about 75 miles west of us

Next time everything's correctable

Next time it'll be flawless

Nice boy nice boy nice dinosaur

Nice hat what're you trying to look like a secret agent

No boot up the door locks! get back! boot up the door locks

No damn good.

No drivers no no drivers they're electric they run on this track in the middle of the roadway here totally non polluting

No i'm simply saying that life finds a way

No menthol

No no I can manage this I know my way around the kitchen

No no listen you've got to give me the time

No no they're still on

No promises

No seriously

No that's crazy you're out of your mind he's absolutely out of his mind

No we can't why not because we're being hunted in the bushes straight ahead

No we have no animatronics here

No we've made living biological attractions so astounding that they'll capture the imagination of the entire planet

No wonder you're extinct i'm gonna run you over when I come back down

No, no, no, we have no animatronics here, no.

No, seriously

No, Tim!

No!

No! No! Aaah

No. No? Non linear equations?

Nobody could predict that dr grant would suddenly jump out of a moving vehicle

Non hai detto la parola magica

None of these attractions are ready yet but the park will open with the basic tour you are about to take and then other rides will come on line 6 or 12 months after that

Now a whole team of genetic engineers goes to work on

Now as I understand it all the systems will then come back on their original start up mode

Now i'll get right to the point

Now kids come away not too close to the cars

Now let's say a drop of water falls on your hand which way will the drop roll off which finger thumb i'd say

Now lex listen lex i'm right here

Now look at this next entry it's the kicker

Now that's where our geneticists take over

Now this isn't going to be just like switching on the kitchen light

Now wait a second we haven't even seen the park yet

Now wait a second. We haven't even seen the park yet,

Now, a whole team of genetic engineers

Now, kids, come away. Not too close to the cars.

Now, some West African frogs have been known to spontaneously change sex..

Occasionally. Uh, yeah,

Of course

Oh cool night vision

Oh god something went wrong something's happened something's wrong

Oh great now she'll never try anything new she'll sit in her room never come out play on her computer

Oh man I hate trees they don't bother me yeah well you weren't in the last one

Oh mr arnold

Oh my god

Oh my god look at that

Oh no

Oh yes i've got the lines here

Oh, cool. Night vision

Oh, God help us. We're in the hands of engineers.

Oh, imbalance, disorientation, labored breathing. Right.

Oh, my God!

Oh, oh, it simply deals with, uh, unpredictability in complex systems.

Oh, that's great! Customs can even check it if they want to.

Oh, this is it! This might be the right file.

Oh, wow

Oh! How am I supposed to transport them?

Ok now freeze your hand don't move

Okay

Okay following the piping

Okay going down

Okay i'm gonna count to three

Okay i'm gonna have to find the others

Okay keep low and follow me

Okay three years cheers

Okay.

Okay. Charged

Okay. I'm gonna have to find the others,

On delivery 50000 more for each viable embryo

One Big Pile

One of the earliest carnivores we now know dilophosaurus is actually poisonous spitting its venom at its prey causing blindness and eventually paralysis allowing the carnivore to eat at its leisure

One two

One two three

One two three four okay charged

One two three! four five

One,

Ooh! Aaah! Watch your head.

Our scientists have done things which nobody has ever done before

Paleo dna from what source

Parasaur

People are dying

People said they saw the fleas I can see the fleas can't you see the fleas clown fleas high wire fleas and fleas on parade

Perfect timing i'd hoped they'd hatch before I had to go to the boat

Peter Griffen Jurassic Park

Phew!

Phone nedry's people in cambridge

Phones are out too

Play fetch look stick look at stick stick stupid fetch the stick boy

Please

Please! god damn it I hate this hacker crap

Population control is one of our security precautions

Post mortem contraction of the posterior neck ligaments

Preserving the mosquito inside.

Push it

Push it

Pushing team move in there move in

Put your hand flat like a hieroglyphic

Put your head between your knees

Quiet all of you!

Raptor

Raptor rawr

Raptor regular call

Ray start the tour program

Ready move it

Really spectacular spared no expense

Relax john it's all part of the miracle of cloning

Remember viable embryos they're no use to us if they don't survive

Remind me to thank john for a lovely weekend

Right.

Robert I wonder if perhaps you would be good enough to take a gas jeep and bring back my grandchildren sure

Robert muldoon my game warden from kenya

Robert, I, I wonder if perhaps you would be good enough...

Run

Run towards the shed

Same with wives, for that matter

Says that they insist on outside opinions

Screen says faulty sensor

See and touch.

See here I am now by myself talking to myself

See nobody cares

See, nobody cares #nobody cares #idgaf #jurassic park #no fucks given

Seguro? A ver, muestrame. Si, venga.

She had them all attacking the fences when the feeders came

She said I should ride with you 'cause it'd be good for you

She was always my favorite when I was a kid and now I see she's the most beautiful thing I ever saw

She's sick

She's tenacious you have no idea

Shoot Her! #shoot her #kill her #raptor attacks #raptor attacks park worker #jurassic park

Shoot her! shoot her!

Should bring an immediate return

Shutting down the system is the only way to wipe out everything that he did

Simply touch the area of the screen displaying the appropriate icon

Since it's so old it's full of holes

Slow it down!

So I can see that my 50000 a year has been well spent

So much for our first tour two no shows and one sick triceratops

So shutting down the entire system

So the only way to find them now is to go through the computer's lines of code one by one

So what are you thinking that we're out of a job don't you mean extinct

So you know try to show a little respect okay

So you two dig up dinosaurs

So you two, um, dig up dinosaurs?

Some of the minor systems might go on or off, but it's nothing to worry about.

Some of the minor systems they might go on and off for a while but it's nothing to worry about it's a simple thing

Some very serious safety questions about the park.

Some west african frogs have been known to spontaneously change sex from male to female in a single sex environment

Somebody help him!

Something that they could...

Something's happened.

Sometimes after biting a dinosaur the mosquitoes would land on the branch of a tree and get stuck in the sap

Sorry

Spared no expense

Spared no expense

Spend a little time with our target audience

Spinosaurus

Stand on the door hang on to me

Stay here

Steady! go on step back in

Stop the program

Stopping park vehicles and rebooting program

Sure i'm in a gas powered jeep I can drop her off at the business center before I make the boat of the others

Sure they will we'll have a coupon day or something

Surely not the ones that have bred in the wild

Sustained winds at 45 knots

System's ready

T Rex doesn't want to be fed. He wants to hunt.

T T Rex? Mm hmm.

T rex doesn't want to be fed he wants to hunt you can't just suppress 65 million years of gut instinct

T Rex Roar

T rex you said you've got a t rex say again we have a t rex

Take a look

Take your time, Tim. That's good. Come on.

Tell them to shut down! cut the machine!

Tell them when they get back in the cars

Tere's a particular pebble in my shoe who represents my investors

Than you and I feared. Yeah. They're a lot worse.

Thank you

Thank you but I think things are a little different than you and I had feared I know they're a lot worse

Thanks dad

That doesn't look very scary more like a 6 foot turkey

That hurt

That is absolutely out of the question

That is one big pile of shit

That is one big pile of shit #lie #false #no #no way #dont believe #untrue #disagree

That is one big pile of shit.

That makes the investors very very anxious

That one when she looks at you you can see she's working things out

That storm center hasn't dissipated or changed course

That storm center hasn't dissipated or changed course.

That was hammond's mistake

That we're out of a job

That'll slow him down even more

That's 1 5 million if you get all 15 species off the island

That's chaos theory

That's great oh my god

That's not funny that was great

That's not funny. That was great.

That's not too bad right timmy yes it is

That's odd what door security systems are shutting down

That's odd.

That's okay it's just an example

That's okay just give me your hand

That's pharmacological from local plant life

That's pharmacological. From local plant life.

That's right but they never attack the same place twice

That's right, but they never attack the same place twice.

That's so odd though

That's up to your guy on the boat

That's up to your guy on the boat.

That's what unpredictability

That's why we have to feed them like this

The amount of blood distending your vessels imperfections in the skin

The animals can't manufacture the amino acid lysine

The animals can't manufacture the amino acid lysine

The boat is now loading everyone must be on the dock for the 1900 departure

The bottom screws open

The children all right the children are fine

The door locks! ellie boot up the door locks!

The embryos have to be back here in san jose by then

The essence of chaos

The fences are electrified right

The fences are electrified, though, right?

The full 50 miles of perimeter fence are in place

The headlights

The lack of humility before nature that's being displayed here staggers me

The lysine contingency prevents the spread of animals if they ever get off the island

The most advanced amusement park in the entire world incorporating all the latest technologies

The only thing that matters now are the people we love

The only way to find them is to go through the computer's lines of code one by one.

The point is you are alive when they start to eat you

The raptor fences aren't out are they

The raptor fences aren't out, are they?

The red buttons turn on the individual park systems switch them on

The shorthand is the butterfly effect

The shorthand is the, the Butterfly Effect.

The shutdown must've turned off all the fences

The thing about climbing is you never look down

The tyrannosaur doesn't obey any set patterns or park schedules

The underwriters feel that the accident's raised safety questions about the park

The voice you're now hearing is richard kiley

The world has just changed so radically and we're all running to catch up

Their radio's out too

Then I heard about this thing in omni about this meteor making all this heat

Then I heard about this thing in Omni...

Theoretically, yes. But we've never shut down the entire system before.

There it is

There it is #john hammond #richard attenborough #jurassic park #over there #have a look #spotting

There look at this see i'm right again

There should have been a right turn back there somewhere

There you are

There you are.

There you are. There you are.

There's a finite amount of memory you can't use it for everything are you gonna compile for a half an hour

There's been hardly any debate at all

There's enough coolant inside for 36 hours

There's no unauthorized breeding in jurassic park

There's no unauthorized breeding in Jurassic Park.

There's nothing I can do the captain says we got to go we got to go

There's only one way to be positive i'd have to see the dinosaur's droppings

There's the road!

There's the road!

These are dilated they are take a look

These are herbivores that means they only eat vegetables for you I think they'd make an exception

These will be your transports for the afternoon

They all move motorized of course

They are gallimimus

They died because of the weather

They imprint on the first creature they come in contact with that's it helps them to trust me

They just do what they do

They just require an extra hormone given at the right developmental stage to make them male

They mutated the dinosaur genetic code and blended it with that of frogs

They remember

They remember.

They should all be destroyed

They show extreme intelligence even problem solving intelligence especially the big one

They smell they don't smell! some smell babies smell

They smell. They do not smell.

They want alan grant

They were all melting

They were testing the fences for weaknesses systematically

They'll be fine who better to get the children through jurassic park than a dinosaur expert

They're approaching the tyrannosaur paddock

They're flocking this way

They're here

They're just animals. These are herbivores.

They're lethal at eight months and I do mean lethal

They're lethal at eight months, and I do mean lethal.

They're moving in herds they do move in herds

They're no use to us if they don't survive.

They're not here

They're not monsters they're just animals

They're singing

They're singing

Think they'll have that on the tour

Thinkin'machine super computers and gene sequencers...

Thinking machine super computers and gene sequencers break down the strand in minutes

This fossilised tree sap which we call amber waited for millions of years with the mosquito inside until jurassic park scientists came along

This is a serious investigation of the stability of the island

This is a very unusual time the timing is

This is a warm blooded creature. This thing doesn't live in a swamp

This is impossible how am I going to do this it's about

This is it this might be the right file

This is just a delay that's all it is all major theme parks have delays

This is our paleobotanist dr sattler ellie this is mr hammond

This is overwhelming john

This isn't the right file

This makes dilophosaurus a beautiful but deadly addition to jurassic park

This new program is incredible a few more years' development and we won't even have to dig anymore

This park was not built to cater only for the super rich

This park was not built to cater only for the super rich

This score is only temporary it all has very dramatic music of course a march or something it hasn't been written yet

This shouldn't be here

This thing doesn't live in a swamp

This thing's got a 25 27 foot neck the brachiosaurus 30 thirty feet

Those people are the real miracle workers of jurassic park

Thought you were one of your big brothers you're not so bad

Three

Three minutes i'll have the power back on in the park

Thumb, I'd say.

Tim go

Tim I won't tell anyone you threw up just give me your hand

Tim let go yeah!

Tim, jump!

Tim, let go. Yeah.

Tim!

Tim! no tim!

Timmy! timmy!

Timmy?

Timmy? Timmy! Tim!

Top of the line spared no expense

Traigala, traigala!

Trex rawr

Try to reach the gun

Turn the light off!

Turn the light off! turn the light off!

Turn the light off. Turn the light off

Two, three!

Uh, gallimimus.

Uh, you didn't touch anything. We stopped.

Uh... it's a velociraptor.

Um, meat asaurusses?

Under the words contact position there's a round green button which says push to close push to close ok

Unless they're completely supplied with lysine by us they slip into a coma and die

Unless they're completely supplied with lysine by us, they slip into a coma and die.

Until Jurassic Park scientists came along.

Using sophisticated techniques they extract the preserved blood from the mosquito and bingo dino dna!

Using sophisticated techniques,

Vehicle headlights are on and not responding those shouldn't be running off of car batteries

Velociraptor

Velociraptor yes good shape too

Velociraptors #velocoraptor #jump scare #i think were back in business

Velociraptors 2 #velocoraptors

Very good push push! very good push come on

Visitor vehicles are returning to the garage

Vous avez créé des raptors?

Wait a minute

Wait a minute how do you interrupt the cellular mitosis

Wait a minute what do you mean it worked everything's still off

Wait a minute what exactly would this mean

Wait a minute. How do you interrupt the cellular mitosis?

Wait, wait

Wait! careful with me

Wait. It's coming. This isn't the right file.

Was I going too fast I missed it I did a fly by

Wash Your Hands #wash your hands #hygiene #sanitation #jurassic park

Watch your head

We are facing a 20 million dollars lawsuit by the family of that worker and you're telling me that hammond can't even bother to see me

We bred eight originally but when she came in she took over the pride and killed all but two of the others

We can call for help

We control their chromosomes it's really not that difficult

We could tear up the rule book on cold bloodedness it doesn't apply they're wrong this is a warm blooded creature

We gotta reboot the system first

We have all the problems of a major theme park and a major zoo and the computers aren't even on their feet yet

We just dug up a new skeleton

We just had to know where to look

We loved the presents they were great

We missed you me too

We now know Dilophosaurus is actually poisonous,

We should be still the car's bouncing up and down

We simply deny them that

We spared no expense

We used the complete dna of a frog to fill in the holes and complete the code

We were saving that for today I guarantee it

We will never find the command nedry used he's covered his tracks far too well

We'll have landed by the time you get it right

We'll try to tempt the rex now keep watching the fence

We're at full go on that and it looks good

We're going to open next year that is if the lawyers don't kill me first

We're gonna have to cut the tour short i'm afraid we'll pick it up again tomorrow where we're left off

We're gonna make a fortune with this place

We're gonna make a fortune with this place.

We're in a hurry

We're on will notify for resume

We're on. Will notify for resume.

We're over dependent on automation I can see that now

We're talking about a calculated risk my dear which is the only option left to us

We're talking about a calculated risk, which is about the only option left to us.

We've engineered them that way

We've got Dodgson here!

We've got to reboot the system first

Welcome to jurassic park

Welcome to jurassic park (2)

Welcome... To Jurassic Park

Well ..

Well 750000

Well fine I guess but how did I get here

Well let me show you first i'll need a drop of blood your blood right

Well look here those hard working cowpokes you see behind us

Well maybe dinosaurs have more in common with present day birds than they do with reptiles

Well maybe we we could

Well nedry said a few systems would go off line didn't he

Well the question is how can you know anything about an extinct eco system and therefore how could you ever assume that you can control it

Well we clocked the t rex at 32 miles an hour

Well we try to

Well we're back in the car a gain

Well your kind not to put too fine a point on it

Well, because all the animals in Jurassic Park are female.

Well, there it is #jeff goldblum #jurassic park #whoop #there it is #look at that #life finds a way

What about the circuit integrities

What about the circuit integrities?

What about the lysine contingency we could put that into effect what's that

What are her symptoms imbalance disorientation labored breathing

What are they doing feeding them

What are you and ellie going to do now if you don't dig up bones anymore

What do you call a blind dinosaur

What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog you got me a do you think he saurus rex

What do you want a little food look at me I just fell down a hill i'm soaking wet I don't have any food I have nothing on me

What have they got in there king kong

What if the dinosaurs come back while we're all asleep

What is it it's a velociraptor it's inside

What is that

What is that tim can you tell me what they are

What kind of metabolism do they have what's their growth rate

What kind of opinions

What kind of park is this

What now

What species is this

What the hell

What the hell do you think you're doing in here

What what well mr dna where did you come from from your blood

What works

What works? Phones, security systems; you name it, we got it.

What would you give me respect

What?

What? Can they do that?

What'd I touch you didn't touch anything we stopped

What'd you do? He touched it.

What's going to happen to the goat

What's scary it's just a little hiccup in the power that's all

What's so great about discovery it's a violent penetrative act that scars what it explores what you call discovery I call the **** of the natural world

What's that

What's the matter kid you never had lamb chops

Whatever it did it did it all

When they opened disneyland in 1956 nothing worked

When we have control

When you got to go you got to go

When you got to go, you got to go #got to go #poop #jurassic park

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Where are the breakers

Where did the vehicles stop

Where do you get 100 million year old dinosaur blood

Where does he think he's going

Where's the fun in that

Where's the fun in that?

Where's the goat

Where's the other car

Where's the plane

Whew! and now we can make a baby dinosaur

Which way now let's say back the same way

White rabbit object

Who better to get the children through Jurassic Park than a dinosaur expert?

Who in god's name do you think you are

Who's the jerk

Whoa everybody stay here

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Why didn't I build in orlando

Why don't you all sit down donald sit down

Why don't you come down just the pair of you for the weekend

Why don't you come down, just the pair of ya, for the weekend?

Why not

Why the hell would he turn the other ones off

Why the hell would he turn the other ones off?

Why would they care what we think

Why? Well, I'm a And you're, um

Will you have a drink we won't let it get warm come on sit down

Will you have a drink? We won't let it get warm. Come along, sit down.

Will you please shut down the system

Will you please shut down the system?

Winch this sucker off the thing and then I tie it to that thing there i'll pull down this thing here and pull it back up again

With fences down it can wander in and out of any paddock it likes

With the keychecks off the computer didn't file the keystrokes

With this place I wanted to show them something that wasn't an illusion something that was real something that they could see and touch

Work her back!

Would we get the phones back yes again in theory

Wow

Ya hoo!

Yahoo!

Yeah

Yeah I got that

Yeah i'll debug the tour program when they get back okay ok

Yeah that's nice i've got to go

Yeah, I know. Kids.

Yeah? What if the dinosaurs come back while we're asleep?

Yeah. Okay.

Yes go now

Yes that's why we're taking extreme precautions

Yes well who's hungry

Yes, yes, yes, yes. That's why we're taking extreme precautions

Yes. Go now.

You bred raptors

You can run this whole park from this room with minimal staff for up to three days

You can see she's working things out

You can't do that what can they do that

You can't hold it by yourself!

You can't just stroll down the road you know

You can't throw the main switch by hand you've got to pump up the primer handle in order to get the charge

You crazy i'm not gonna jump

You crazy son of a bitch, you did it.

You did it #you did it #jurassic park #good job #you crazy son of a bitch

You did it you crazy son of a bitch you did it

You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves so you don't take any responsibility for it

You didn't say the magic word

You four are gonna have a spot of company out in the park

You get your first look at this six foot turkey as you enter a clearing.

You got it! yes! did it! yes! this is it

You gotta go

You guys that's great

You have no idea.

You have plants in this building that are poisonous you picked them because they look good

You hear me i'm coming up

You just take me through this step by step i'm on channel 2 right

You just take me through this step by step. I'm on channel two.

You just touch the right part of the screen and it talks about whatever you want

You keep still because you think maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like t rex and he'll lose you if you don't move but no not velociraptor

You know anybody who can network eight connection machines and debug two million lines for what I bid for this job 'cause if you can i'd love to see them

You know anybody who can network eight Connection Machines..

You know give it your endorsement maybe even pen a wee testimonial

You know if it's all right i'd like to stay with dr harding and finish up with the trike if you know

You know the first attraction I ever built when I came down from scotland was a flea circus petticoat lane really quite wonderful

You know the first..

You know what this is?

You know, if it's all right,

You okay

You okay (2)

You okay? You okay? I threw up.

You patented it and packaged it and slapped it on a plastic lunch box and now you're selling it you're going to sell it

You read what others had done and you took the next step

You said you've got a T Rex? Uh huh.

You see something?

You shoot the radar into the ground and the bone bounces the image back bounces it back

You shouldn't use my name

You shouldn't use my name.

You stare at him and he just stares right back and that's when the attack comes not from the front but from the side from the other two raptors you didn't even know were there

You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could and before you even knew what you had

You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could,

You sure the third one's contained yes unless they figure out how to open doors

You sure yeah I want to stay with her a little longer okay then

You think that kind of automation is easy or cheap

You want to have one of those

You want to join the future right

You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything

You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything?

You'd get your first look at this 6 foot turkey as you enter a clearing

You'll have to get used to dr malcolm

You're absolutely right

You're absolutely right you know everything's my problem

You're implying that a group composed entirely of female animals will breed

You're married occasionally

You're right there's no trace of lilac berries

You're right. There's no trace of lilac berries.

You're selling it

You're the one who turned it

You've got time you can do it do it come on dennis

You've heard of chaos theory no no non linear equations strange attractors

You've never been able to sufficiently explain your concerns

You've never had control! that's the illusion

Your investors whom I represent are deeply concerned forty eight hours from now if they're not convinced i'm not convinced

Your investors, whom I represent, are deeply concerned.

7 00 tomorrow night on the east dock make sure he gets it right

Run. Ellie!

This thing's got what, a 27 foot neck? The brachiosaur, 30.

(both kids screaming)

(brachiosaurus growling)

(car crashing)

(car falling in the tree)

(car falls to the ground)

(chopper noise)

(coughing)

(creature shrieking)

(dinosaur bellowing)

(dinosaur bellowing) (2)

(dinosaur roaring)

(dinosaur roaring) (2)

(dinosaur roaring) (3)

(dinosaur roaring) (4)

(dinosaur screeching)

(dinosaur sneezes)

(dinosaur snorting)

(dinosaur spits acid on his face screaming in pain)

(dinosaur thudding)

(dinosaur thudding) (2)

(dinosaurs moaning)

(dinosaurs squealing)

(exciting instrumental music)

(exclaiming in fear)

(fence creaking loudly)

(flies buzzing)

(gasping)

(girl screaming hysterically)

(goat bleating plaintively)

(goat bleating)

(groaning)

(gun shots)

(imitates dinosaur bellow and dinosaurs bellowing in response)

(jurassic park soundscape)

(kids screaming inside the car)

(laughing)

(lex screaming hysterically)

(little dinosaur squawking)

(little dinosaur squawking) (2)

(little dinosaur squealing)

(little dinosaur squealing) (2)

(low dinosaur bellowing)

(low dinosaur bellowing) (2)

(raining)

(raining) (2)

(rumbling)

(screaming)

(screaming) (2)

(screams)

(shooting radar into the ground)

(speaking in spanish)

(speaking in spanish) (2)

(speaking in spanish) (3)

(t rex attacks the car)

(t rex bellowing loudly)

(t rex bellowing)

(t rex bellowing) (2)

(t rex growling and snarling)

(t rex growling)

(t rex growling) (2)

(t rex growling) (3)

(t rex growling) (4)

(t rex loud roaring)

(t rex roaring deafeningly)

(t rex roaring)

(t rex roaring) (2)

(t rex roaring) (3)

(t rex roars)

(t rex roars) (2)

(t rex snarling)

(thunder cracking)

(tim and lex chattering excitedly)

(velociraptor bellowing)

(velociraptor roaring)

(woman screaming)

(woman screams)

(yelling)